The Apprentice: The Right Smelly Stuff

Sir Alan meets them all in Kew Gardens, their task: to produce two natural beauty care products. He mixes up the teams - Yasmina, Debra and Paula to Empire, with Paula as Team Leader; Howard and Kimberley to Ignite, led by Noorul. Well, I say “led by” …Noorul was about as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest. Make that a Ben kicking contest. Because we’d all love to, wouldn’t we?

Empire opt for collecting seaweed and are guided to crab infested section of shore by Laurence Llewellyn Bowen, moonlighting presumably and no say in the choice of overalls. James shows his wimpy side but actually had some good advice again, for the team. And it’s the second week running it’s ignored! *Tuts* Sir Alan had warned them too: Costings. Costings. So immediately Paula and Yasmina get caught out on the difference between £26 per kilo and £1200 per kilo - come on, it’s an easy mistake. Can any of us really put our hands on our hearts and say we wouldn’t have done the same?

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Top 50 Singles In Ireland: 9 April 2009

Okay just thought I'd give Irish viewers a round up of my opinions on the Top 50 Singles Chart in Ireland as of 9 April 2009. This is basically a rehash of last weeks charts but with any new entries added in afterwards.

50. Let It Rock-Kevin Rudolf featuring Lil Wayne: Nothing amazing about this track. It's a slick, danceable, electronic rock track that will have you up dancing to its infectious beats. (3/5)

49. The Galway Girl-Mundy and Sharon Shannon: Ah I see this has dropped 10 places this week. The Irish folk song has been around forever and it definitely has a timeless quality to it but I don't wanna hear this constantly on the radio again-sorry! Seeing the drop in the charts looks like the song will move off for another while longer. (4/5)

48. Take Me Back-Tinchy Stryder featuring Taio Cruz: I really think that UK urban stars can really give the Americans a run for their money. Even though this house tune has rather repetitive lyrics-the production, the beats, Tinchy's slick rapping and Cruz's smooth, soulful vocals all work so well. If this was released by Timbaland and Justin Timberlake in the US, it would be topping the Billboard Chart! (4/5)

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Primeval S03E03 - A reply to Gerard's review

I was replying to Gerard's review of this episode and realised my comment was ridiculously long so I've made it into a blog post instead. Basically I picked out quotes of his (in italics) and added my own commentary.

The third episode of Primeval pushed all the right buttons and came out better than the Time Lord and medieval do-gooder.

I think this had more to do with the fact iPlayer is good and CatchUp is crap more than anything. Plus Doctor Who was repeated on terrestrial whereas Primeval is only repeated on itv2 (and i refuse to accept that the majority of people probably do have itv2 and it's just me in the dark ages).


A mini-invasion of Diictodons...

SO CUTE. OMFG. SO CUTE. I WANT ONE. I can't wait to see how Rex reacts when they get home and also can't wait for the plushes to come out.


Helen Cutter's nefarious scheme is revealed - she's creating voice controlled suicide-bomber clones

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Primeval - S03E03 - Nick Cutter dies!

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Holy crap! What an episode! On a Saturday night that saw ITV (poor track record in Sci-Fi drama) going up against the BBC's [[Doctor Who (TV Series)|Doctor Who]] and Robin Hood, my guess would have been that the Beeb would have creamed ITV. But wow, the third episode of Primeval pushed all the right buttons and came out better than the Time Lord and medieval do-gooder.

In a nutshell

  • A mini-invasion of Diictodons in a hospital sees Cutter and his team having to round up the creatures and deliver a baby. All in a day's work!
  • Helen Cutter's nefarious scheme is revealed - she's creating voice controlled suicide-bomber clones, and tells Cutter that creatures from The Arc will eventually end all life on the planet and that she has witnessed this.
  • Helen takes over the Arc and her clone of Cutter blows the place up. The team escape to safety, but Cutter goes back inside to rescue Helen, but she shoots him thinking that this will prevent the future incident she thinks he will cause. Before he dies, Cutter passes on the artefact that Helen left behind. He gives it to Connor and tells him to work out what it does.
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Doctor Who - Planet Of The Dead, an episode review

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Let's not beat about the bush, Planet Of The Dead was a bit of a damp squib. Considering that we're in the countdown to [[David Tennant]]'s departure from [[Doctor Who (TV Series)|Doctor Who]], I think most fans had high hopes for an exciting lead-in to this Doctor's death.

Instead, what we got was a tired episode that seemed to be willfully ripping off movies left, right and center: the opening scene was clearly lifted from Mission: Impossible.  Lady Christina de Souza - hmm, a black-clad, busty aristocratic treasure hunter - Lara Croft, anybody?

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The Apprentice: Bingobustingbumballs

Lorraine clearly caught unawares by the camera crew, because you wouldn’t, would you? Just wandering around like that? And the cameras poking their lens through the bedroom doors to catch them all in their undies? I s’pose it is past the watershed. This week, Ben is the star - for all the wrong reasons. He reckons everyone else’s bum will be twitching like rabbits' noses. Sure it’s because they’re nervous and not just smelling the BS, Ben?

They’re tasked with inventing and selling a piece of portable home fitness equipment - remember the word portable, it’ll be important later. The teams are mixed up - Philip and Noorul to Ignite, Debra is PM; Kim and Kate to Empire - led by James. Let’s hope he doesn’t pull a muscle or catch a finger in anything because we don’t want tears before bedtime, do we.

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In Praise of Chuck

In a climate where television shows hang under the threat of cancellation and some promising shows like [[Heroes (TV Series)|Heroes]] turn to mush before our eyes, it's nice to have a show that you can rely on to entertain on just about every level.

And just in case the title and prominent cast photo didn't give it away, that show is NBC's [[Chuck (TV Series)|Chuck]].

To get you up to speed - Chuck is a regular underachiever working in a tech support job at a large retailer. An old college friend emails him a computer programme called the Intersect, a massive database of national security secrets, which gets embedded in Chuck's brain. The CIA and NSA have to work together to protect Chuck, who is the only link to this valuable information. They assign the sexy Agent Walker and gruff Major John Casey to protect him. In the meantime, Chuck has to live his life without letting his family and friends know about his double life as a spy.

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Yo Gabba Gabba!

So those of you with children may have heard of Yo Gabba Gabba!, and those of you who like Charlie Brooker (not that I'm suggesting the two are mutually exclusive) may remember a clip of it in an episode of ScreenWipe which disected children's TV. For those of you not familiar, here's a clip to get you up to speed:

In short, it's a "fun, interactive, live-action show for young children aged one and up", which follows DJ Lance Rock and four toy monsters and occassionally cameos someone like Elijah Wood and Jack Black.

And soon Yo Gabba Gabba! will be coming to a terrestrial TV near you because Channel4 think that they can show it on T4 and market it towards a student audience. Worryingly, I think it could fully work in terms of becoming cult favourite with students and stoners everywhere.

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Did Eoghan Quigg record the worst album ever?

I published my interview with X Factor finalist Eoghan Quigg yesterday, at the same time as the folks at PopJustice were commenting on Twitter about the quality of the album.

Now, I received my copy at the same time as they got their review copy. Up until this point, I’d maintained a stoic silence after being Eoghan’s harshest critic throughout the X Factor. At that time, I said that [[Simon Cowell]] stood to make more money from phone votes for Eoghan Quigg that he ever would in record sales.

Anyway, PopJustice released their review of the album yesterday, and it has perhaps the most perfect analysis of the song selection and production values:

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Lady Gaga’s Lovegame video – Slightly X-Rated

Lovegame is another triumphant electro-pop gem from Lady GaGa. I’m slightly baffled as to where the ‘cherry cherry boom boom’ song went – didn’t we see a video for that a while back?

Anyway, apparently the video for Lovegame is causing palpitations among the guardians of public decency that are the censorship bodies. Well, GaGa has stepped things up a notch – she’s gone from ‘I’ll get him hard, show him what I’ve got’ in Poker Face to essentially wanting to ride his disco stick. Well, it’d be a shame to waste it, wouldn’t it?

In fairness, sometimes I think Lady GaGa boils down to essentially blonde hair and prominent lycra gusset. Which is what Madonna was a few years ago. I’m not sure the look works for either – GaGa has a shop mannequin look that’s sometimes hard to find sexy.

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