X Factor week 3: John and Edward Grimes: ‘She Bangs’

Simon Cowell promised that if John and Edward Grimes win X Factor he would leave the country. After tonight's performance I don't think we need to worry too much.

After last week's, definitely not awful and even amusing performance, I had almost forgiven the slime twins for being on X Factor. This week they reverted to their awful, cringeworthy and untalented state.

Not only can these boys not sing, they can't dance either. The judges obviously received a pre-show memo saying that only Simon could criticise them, because there is no way that Cheryl and Dannii could actually like these two.